"Bullseye" (1999) — artist statement


 
When everything else failed there was nothing Elsa could do but run with the cows Where's the Walrus? Ark gone Awry They were tired of cleaning up so they handed brush and broom to the Big Man in the sky...unfortunately, He made an even bigger mess The war of the roses went on for weeks...but she missed it to get her beauty sleep

 
Because Frederick ran out of luck, he went bottoms-up with his duck In an oxen of wood on which the bull stood the minotaur was conceived... If your wife tells you to put an apple on your head and close your eyes, don't do it The Trogans thought they'd win the war, but their horse just didn't want to fight no more Louise felt as big as a house in her orange sweater

 

 
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